Disappointing Things DPG Says... |
A blog to document some of the ridiculous and disappointing thing that my roommate and best friend, Dpg, lets escape from his mouth |
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"Where do I keep putting my wet underwear!?"
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"You wanna start a band called “Front Porch Pre-Maritals” ?"
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Notes Birthday nudes.Dpg: Oh, so Rick may be expecting nudes of you printed on black velvet for his birthday. Me: What!? Did you promise him that? Dpg: Well I didn't NOT promise him that. -
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Notes"*in a western voice* I got this girl all bolo-tied up in the basement… I wish we had a basement to tie girls up in, ya know?"Dpg
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"I’d know the smack of a dilly anywhere!"
Dpg after he thought he got hit by a dildo in Safeway… It was a freeze pop.
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"Hey, so how much were those Kanye West embroidered tweets?"
Dpg after finding out you can buy framed embroidered Kanye tweets.
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"WHEN in my life am I gonna meet Dog the Bounty Hunter!? Not soon enough."
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Notes"I’ve gotta see what Andy Dick has been up to lately."Dpg
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"You don’t like grilled peanut butter and salsa sandwiches!? What the hell is the matter with you?"
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Notes"I heard they’re gonna have sperm-ATM’s soon."Dpg on sperm banks
